Personal Metaphors

 

Personal Metaphors

 

 

1.If I were a  Animal ,I would be a squirrel

because distractible and kind of hyper

 

2.If I were a Article of Clothing I would be a Bullet-Proof trench coat

because I'm awesome like that

 

3.If I were a Day of the Week. I would be a Friday

because they're great

 

4.If I were a Food I would be a Pancakes

because they're Delicious

 

5.If I were a Color

  I would be Shiny

because I'm easily distracted

 

6.If I were a Movie I would be Zombieland

because I'm crudely funny

 

7.If I were a Fragrance

I would be the doughnut smell

because its delicious

 

8.If I were a Type of Building

I would be a fortified underground bunker

because I'm kind of paranoid

 

9.If I were a Plant

I would be a cannabis

because I'm misunderstood

 

10.If I were a Musical Instrument

I would be a Rhythm guitar

because it sounds amazing

 

11.If I were a Geometric Shape

I would be a Fractal

because they're confusing

 

12.If I were a Piece of Furniture

I would be a bean bag chair

because I'm lazy

 

13.If I were a Song

I would be A Gentleman's Coup

because I want to take over the world

 

14.If I were a Appliance or Machinery

I would be a Flamethrower

because I like fire

 

15.If I were a Television Character

I would be Sheldon

because I'm intelligent and everyone thinks I'm crazy

 

16.If I were a Car

I would be a Armored,Weaponized Nuclear powered Military-grade Hummer

because That would be awesome

 

17.If I were a Season of the year

I would be a Summer

because they're carefree

 

18.If I were a Natural phenomena

I would be a poltergeist

because I enjoy scaring the crap out of people

 

19.If I were a Cartoon or Comic Character

I would be Hei

because I'm a ninja

 

20.If I were a Word

I would be domination

because I want to take over the world