One Medium Suitcase

 

One Medium Suitcase

 

1. My kukri, a machete like multipurpose weapon. Whether it be defense, offence, building, or destroying, it is what I choose to fall back on

2.Guillie suit, its camo on steroids. Good for hiding and spying,

3.Flint rod, fire is a must. The rod will provide thousands of fires.

4.Art Of War, work of the greatest strategist ever. And it'll keep me not bored

5.spool of paracord, the string that holds people to parachutes. Very strong, weather resistant, and thin.

6.Set of throwing knives, perfectly balanced blades. deadly in trained hands

7.sketch pad,it'd have multiple uses.i would use it for maps and fire starting

8.pack of pencils, use with sketch pad.

9.bag of coffee, for use in coffee press. I'd need the strongest possible.

10. coffee press, used to make coffee. preferably solid metal.

Personal Metaphors

 

Personal Metaphors

 

 

1.If I were a  Animal ,I would be a squirrel

because distractible and kind of hyper

 

2.If I were a Article of Clothing I would be a Bullet-Proof trench coat

because I'm awesome like that

 

3.If I were a Day of the Week. I would be a Friday

because they're great

 

4.If I were a Food I would be a Pancakes

because they're Delicious

 

5.If I were a Color

  I would be Shiny

because I'm easily distracted

 

6.If I were a Movie I would be Zombieland

because I'm crudely funny

 

7.If I were a Fragrance

I would be the doughnut smell

because its delicious

 

8.If I were a Type of Building

I would be a fortified underground bunker

because I'm kind of paranoid

 

9.If I were a Plant

I would be a cannabis

because I'm misunderstood

 

10.If I were a Musical Instrument

I would be a Rhythm guitar

because it sounds amazing

 

11.If I were a Geometric Shape

I would be a Fractal

because they're confusing

 

12.If I were a Piece of Furniture

I would be a bean bag chair

because I'm lazy

 

13.If I were a Song

I would be A Gentleman's Coup

because I want to take over the world

 

14.If I were a Appliance or Machinery

I would be a Flamethrower

because I like fire

 

15.If I were a Television Character

I would be Sheldon

because I'm intelligent and everyone thinks I'm crazy

 

16.If I were a Car

I would be a Armored,Weaponized Nuclear powered Military-grade Hummer

because That would be awesome

 

17.If I were a Season of the year

I would be a Summer

because they're carefree

 

18.If I were a Natural phenomena

I would be a poltergeist

because I enjoy scaring the crap out of people

 

19.If I were a Cartoon or Comic Character

I would be Hei

because I'm a ninja

 

20.If I were a Word

I would be domination

because I want to take over the world



Synetics

 

Synetics

 

1.Which is like a promise? Mathematics or science?

Science, its most complex answers can be proved

2.Which is more useful? a friend or an enemy?

An enemy, no remorse should come from their manipulation

3.Which is more trustworthy? history or literature?

 Histroy, it actually happened

4.Which costs more? a home or a house?

 A home, a house is a building, a hone can be anywhere

5.Which is easier to teach? a question or an answer?

A question, the awnsers could be infinite

6.Which has less charm? a signature or an autograph?

 A signature, they're an everyday thing, autographs are unique

7.Which is happier? music or art?

 Music, it speaks its joy

8.Which is sadder? seek or find?

 Find, the fun of the search is over

9.Which is more suspenseful? rain or snow?

  Rain, it is not transparent.

10.Which is more difficult? a dream or a nightmare?

 A dream, you dont want to wake from them



 

Valuable Lessons

 

1.Dont take somone elses opinion for something,its a dangerous path, so make your own choices.

 

2.Dont call old people old, they will threaten to beat you,and your grandma will probaly let them

 

3.You cant avoid people you don't like, so cope as well as you can.

4.Work every hour of every day you can, amass your fortune.

5.When in the ghetto act like your supposed to be there, and lock the doors, even at a church.

6.Know all you can about a subject before talking about it, it'll  help you avoid looking stupid.

7.Never underestimate the power of funny, it can move mountains.

8.An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.

9.when in doubt, overkill is completely appropriate

10.life isn't short, its the longest thing you will ever do, make the most of it.

Likes and Dislikes

 

Likes

 

• Fire, Mans greatest invention
• Fireworks, they explode violently, what's not to like
• Big dogs, small dogs seem too fragile
• Chinchillas, genetic engineering by nature, and they're fluffy
• Books
• Black comedians
• Zombie games, practice for coming apocalypse
• some animes,
• Chess, virtually infinite outcomes, exercise for brain   
• Band with the albums, Appeal to Reason, Endgame, known by the song Savior
• Band with the album Relativity, old lead singer was best, now they suck 
• Silence,......
• time travel, its possible, I just need to recalibrate the flux capicitor
• Driving people insane
• Bethesda games
   

Dislikes

 

• Checkers, its chess for those who cant play chess
• Hot Topic, bad store, needs to disappear
• Whiners, they need to shut up and get over it
• Politicians,liars, enough said
• person who invented jet-skis and didnt call them boatercycles
• Rap music, fast talking is all it is 
• Most country music, some is good
• Pop music
• Hipsters,clones of each other, shop at Hot Topic
• Racist people
• Grammer Nazis, your/you're and there/their/they're
• Narsistic people
• Stupid people,its not enough to say I dislike them, I absolutely despise them
• "Reality"T.V.
• Hypocrites