Monday, May 13, 2013

One Medium Suitcase

 
One Medium Suitcase
 
1. My kukri, a machete like multipurpose weapon. Whether it be defense, offence, building, or destroying, it is what I choose to fall back on
2.Guillie suit, its camo on steroids. Good for hiding and spying,
3.Flint rod, fire is a must. The rod will provide thousands of fires.
4.Art Of War, work of the greatest strategist ever. And it'll keep me not bored
5.spool of paracord, the string that holds people to parachutes. Very strong, weather resistant, and thin.
6.Set of throwing knives, perfectly balanced blades. deadly in trained hands
7.sketch pad,it'd have multiple uses.i would use it for maps and fire starting
8.pack of pencils, use with sketch pad.
9.bag of coffee, for use in coffee press. I'd need the strongest possible.
10. coffee press, used to make coffee. preferably solid metal.

Friday, May 10, 2013

Personal Metaphors

 
Personal Metaphors
 
 
1.If I were a  Animal ,I would be a squirrel
because distractible and kind of hyper
 
2.If I were a Article of Clothing I would be a Bullet-Proof trench coat
because I'm awesome like that
 
3.If I were a Day of the Week. I would be a Friday
because they're great
 
4.If I were a Food I would be a Pancakes
because they're Delicious
 
5.If I were a Color
  I would be Shiny
because I'm easily distracted
 
6.If I were a Movie I would be Zombieland
because I'm crudely funny
 
7.If I were a Fragrance
I would be the doughnut smell
because its delicious
 
8.If I were a Type of Building
I would be a fortified underground bunker
because I'm kind of paranoid
 
9.If I were a Plant
I would be a cannabis
because I'm misunderstood
 
10.If I were a Musical Instrument
I would be a Rhythm guitar
because it sounds amazing
 
11.If I were a Geometric Shape
I would be a Fractal
because they're confusing
 
12.If I were a Piece of Furniture
I would be a bean bag chair
because I'm lazy
 
13.If I were a Song
I would be A Gentleman's Coup
because I want to take over the world
 
14.If I were a Appliance or Machinery
I would be a Flamethrower
because I like fire
 
15.If I were a Television Character
I would be Sheldon
because I'm intelligent and everyone thinks I'm crazy
 
16.If I were a Car
I would be a Armored,Weaponized Nuclear powered Military-grade Hummer
because That would be awesome
 
17.If I were a Season of the year
I would be a Summer
because they're carefree
 
18.If I were a Natural phenomena
I would be a poltergeist
because I enjoy scaring the crap out of people
 
19.If I were a Cartoon or Comic Character
I would be Hei
because I'm a ninja
 
20.If I were a Word
I would be domination
because I want to take over the world


Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Synetics

 
Synetics
 
1.Which is like a promise? Mathematics or science?
Science, its most complex answers can be proved
2.Which is more useful? a friend or an enemy?
An enemy, no remorse should come from their manipulation
3.Which is more trustworthy? history or literature?
 Histroy, it actually happened
4.Which costs more? a home or a house?
 A home, a house is a building, a hone can be anywhere
5.Which is easier to teach? a question or an answer?
A question, the awnsers could be infinite
6.Which has less charm? a signature or an autograph?
 A signature, they're an everyday thing, autographs are unique
7.Which is happier? music or art?
 Music, it speaks its joy
8.Which is sadder? seek or find?
 Find, the fun of the search is over
9.Which is more suspenseful? rain or snow?
  Rain, it is not transparent.
10.Which is more difficult? a dream or a nightmare?
 A dream, you dont want to wake from them


Monday, May 6, 2013

 
Valuable Lessons
 
1.Dont take somone elses opinion for something,its a dangerous path, so make your own choices.
 
2.Dont call old people old, they will threaten to beat you,and your grandma will probaly let them
 
3.You cant avoid people you don't like, so cope as well as you can.

4.Work every hour of every day you can, amass your fortune.

5.When in the ghetto act like your supposed to be there, and lock the doors, even at a church.

6.Know all you can about a subject before talking about it, it'll  help you avoid looking stupid.

7.Never underestimate the power of funny, it can move mountains.

8.An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.

9.when in doubt, overkill is completely appropriate

10.life isn't short, its the longest thing you will ever do, make the most of it.

Likes and Dislikes

 
Likes
 
  • Fire, Mans greatest invention
  • Fireworks, they explode violently, what's not to like
  • Big dogs, small dogs seem too fragile
  • Chinchillas, genetic engineering by nature, and they're fluffy
  • Books
  • Black comedians
  • Zombie games, practice for coming apocalypse
  • some animes,
  • Chess, virtually infinite outcomes, exercise for brain   
  • Band with the albums, Appeal to Reason, Endgame, known by the song Savior
  • Band with the album Relativity, old lead singer was best, now they suck 
  • Silence,......
  • time travel, its possible, I just need to recalibrate the flux capicitor
  • Driving people insane
  • Bethesda games
     

Dislikes
 
  • Checkers, its chess for those who cant play chess
  • Hot Topic, bad store, needs to disappear
  • Whiners, they need to shut up and get over it
  • Politicians,liars, enough said
  • person who invented jet-skis and didnt call them boatercycles
  • Rap music, fast talking is all it is 
  • Most country music, some is good
  • Pop music
  • Hipsters,clones of each other, shop at Hot Topic
  • Racist people
  • Grammer Nazis, your/you're and there/their/they're
  • Narsistic people
  • Stupid people,its not enough to say I dislike them, I absolutely despise them
  • "Reality"T.V.
  • Hypocrites